Wednesday, July 2, 2014

Protocol for sessions

Let's say you have found the Domme of your dreams, you are about to have your first session with her and you don't want to look like a jackass; what to do? It's amazing to me how such a simple thing as showing up to a session and behaving properly goes poorly. Listed below are some helpful tips.

1) get to the location at least 15 minutes early. let the Domme know you are near and ask her if she needs or wants anything. get her that thing, that exact thing. if you cannot find it without being late, get something similar and apologize when you arrive. just because you cannot find the item she desires is no excuse for tardiness. be on time!

2) bathe. for the love of christ bathe. say you come from a conservative group of people that always seems to smell of hot sausage. we don't want to smell the layers of heat and body odor that comes off of you. carry baby-wipes around with you so that if you do not have time to bathe, you can quickly wipe off. if someone comes into my session and I do not like the way they smell, I spray them with alcohol, and show my disdain. do not invoke Domina distain!

-if you are pursuing any kind of anal play:  clean your ass. seriously. if anything is going wrong with your plumbing, reschedule! I don't want to spend my whole time spelunking smelling your digestive leavings, nor do I want any of it to take home. since you are taking a shower, I recommend a small amount of a mild, liquid soap on your fingertips, work it around your rectum, and slide in and clean around and up the next two inches, it makes a world of a difference. if you need, give yourself an enema (or several), or you can make it part of your session!

3) learn submissive poses. when I talk to a submissive, leave the room, have them wait, et cetera; I have a pose in which I prefer them. I allow for indian style for those with bad knees, but the default pose is on your knees, your haunch resting on your feet/ankles/calves, you hands behind you. don't know if you can do this pose? try it, try it now. some Dominants will require long periods of time in this position so learn it, find a variation that is comfortable for you and do squats to strengthen your knees. if I leave the room and my submissive is alone, I require them to remain in a yoga pose (child's pose). it is relaxing for the submissive and I appreciate the respect that it shows.

4) speaking of respect: unsure of default behaviours? if you look down without instruction, if you lower your height so that your Dominant can be physically above you, if you remain silent until spoken to, these are all delightful ways to show respect to your Domme.

Tuesday, June 10, 2014

My Japanese slave

how I miss him. he moved back to japan to care for his ailing parents, I cannot fault him for that; but how I miss playing with him. I remember one time he came over and I was putting on open-crotch pantyhose, and discussing why I love wearing them, how erotic it was to be touched through them, he told me he had never worn them himself. I had to remedy this immediately. he was awkward putting them on but looked fantastic in them. I admired him, ran my nails over his thighs and his newly erect cock. he was the rare slave blessed with a large cock and I loved to admire it, tease it, torment it and use it for my own pleasure whenever it suited me. I bound him to my bed, and placed my pussy on his mouth, suffocating him with it as I tickled and teased him with my nails. once my pussy was dripping, I reached for fabric shears and cut out his cock which was pressing painfully against his hose and dripping through them. I instructed him to be very careful and not to move a hair as fabric shears would have taken off his manhood if he flinched. I rested my breast on top of his cock after I had slapped and squeezed it painfully. it gave him a moment relief before I took to giving him pain via my incredibly sharp nails that equated any pleasure I gave him. his nipples and torso surely paid the price for my sliding a condom on his cock with my mouth before choking an arousing amount of fear out of him. I found his fear incredibly hot and slowly took his big beautiful cock inside of me. anytime he showed an intense amount of pleasure from my thrusting upon him, he was given pain to meet it. he struggled in his bindings like this until I was ready to cum, all the while building his orgasm until it became painful and unbearable. I told him that he could only cum when I did, which would be at the count of 10. he failed and went home in pain.

Monday, January 27, 2014

a snippet about sexual harassment by Claudia Typhoon

A friend of mine put up a link about women being sexually harassed and how they are taught in school to be ashamed of their bodies and sexuality. Its a constant topic and for the most part I have avoided having the conversation because like most problems that don't seem to be solving themselves quite yet, it is an incredibly complex situation. the link below if you desire and my response to this particular type of negative behaviour.

http://causewecool.tumblr.com/post/73657590435/spankmeagainplease-feel-free-to-sexually-harass

I have always been a sexual creature. It's natural & I feel very confident in it. Because of this I was harassed a great deal growing up. Both by men & women. Women would sneer, dismiss my opinions, and place me as the person perpetuating their insecurities. Nasty stuff. Thin girls that haven't developed chest yet would wear tube tops to school & that would be fine, but if wore a tank top whose strap was under two inches I had to change it & if I didn't have an extra shirt I had to wear one out of lost & found or be sent home. I had teachers come up to me & place rulers on my shoulder to measure it. I started bring extra shirts to school just in case. Then I got tired of it & started fighting with teachers. They started to learn I wasn't going to back down for unjust treatment or public humiliation. It took me 6 years of fighting to get to that point. This was all women doing this! Men tend to respect a sexual lady who is confident. If men said anything inappropriate I would confront them. I would rather deal with male harassment head on then fight a woman for years. A lot of female power is misdirected. I don't think women will ever stopp being sexually harassed, I think we just need to learn how to deal with it in a new way, teach proper behaviours (including punishment) & encourage their growth. When women talk, men listen, I assure you. Let the backlash begin.

Saturday, January 25, 2014

Goddess Claudia Typhoon

I am often referred to as "Goddess", not from my own insistence; but the initiation of those that serve me. I have come to embrace this about myself and will expect no less than worship in kind. I am not for the faint of heart. I will not coo or spoil you. I will destroy your ego and rebuild you anew as those who know fear and thus have conquered its control. I have little patience for those that do not surrender themselves to the task. I am kind, I am nurturing, but I am just as easily terrifying and sadistic. you will take pain from me, more pain than you thought possible; each time will remove the weaknesses and superficial from your life. I love edge play. the edge is not always the blade. My tongue is often sharper. I will dress as I please, I will play by whim and as I desire. 

Thursday, January 16, 2014

new year, updates by Claudia Typhoon

Things are progressing very well in Domme-dom. around the time of my last post, I met Alpha Fem, Ariana Chevalier of the Rubber Studio. Since then I have been holding my session there. (incall sessions, still available for select outcall and always public sessions) I have been a very busy Domina and have had many great sessions which I will be sure to write entries about in the near future.
D. Ariana informed me that my current website (that has flash) cannot be viewed by those that have apple products. I went a whole year without anyone telling me as such. very unfortunate. I will be creating a new website in the future. until then, those that cannot view my website, send your polite inquiries to My email.

For those of you who don't know, I also have a niteflirt account. wouldn't it be nice to hear my voice into your ear? telling you all the twisted things I want to do to you and recounting stories of all the devious things I have done to others? sure it would! call me here: niteflirt


Tuesday, October 29, 2013

My long love of cuckholds by Claudia Typhoon

I have always, my whole damn life, exhibited behviours becoming of a Domina. when I started dating I found that a charming and beautiful lady such as myself was never short of admirers. I've always had several "boyfriends" at a time, and find that it made me excited and aroused to tell my boyfriends what I was doing with other boys. I was a beautiful girl with a healthy appetite to explore as much or as little flesh as I liked. not many men I have been with were happy with my sharing. it made me sad and I never felt like I was doing anything wrong; either in the acts or sharing what I had done. when I became a pro-Domme and learned of cuckholds it was a revelation. men that were excited, aroused, most happy when I did as I pleased sexually and better yet shared with them?! be still my heart! I've had fantasies for years about having children with men of different ethnicity and having a partner that would love each as is own. of a man that would lavish me with gifts and care for me, ready me for dates with other men. bind a man in the closet or under the bed as I'm fucked for hours. dressing a man as a woman and thrusting my cock between his pretty red lips, watching him suck my lover's cock, taking my cock in his pussy, keep him in chastity as long as I desire and so on and so on. now it is my goal to turn every man into the cuckhold of my dreams.

Sunday, October 6, 2013

date with a cucky by Claudia Typhoon

I had the most wonderful date with a cuckhold. I was pretending to be his wife, it was our anniversary you see. I met him at the bar and he was kind enough to to bring my rings that I so carelessly "left at home". he also brought a perfume that I said I had wanted. such a good listener my "husband" is. after some chit-chat and drinks we checked into our room at a very lovely hotel near central park. we went back to the bar and contemplated dinner as we plied each other with affection, laughter and sweet nothings. I asked my darling cucky for a twenty to tip the bartender with. I wanted to make sure that when my beautiful bull came to the bar that the drink that he wanted was ready for him without asking and that it be put on my "hubby's" tab. I excitedly talked to my cuck about him, the power of his thrust, the beauty of his form and so on. shortly after my bull arrived, my cucky excused himself to go to the men's room and as soon as he left, I waved my lover over and instantly covered him in kisses. My "husband" came back, confused as to why I was being affectionate with another man. I instructed him to take his wine to the bar and I would order dinner for him and that he would eat it alone at the bar. he resigned himself to this as I dined with my lover and had a splendid time. we laughed, fed each other and kissed as my cucky miserably ate nearby. when my love and I had finished and I wanted his cock inside me, I sent the check to my "husband", telling him to go pick up condoms for me and bring them to the room. meanwhile, my lover and I went upstairs, getting undressed and getting worked up while I waited for my cuckhold to arrive. he brought the magnums I requested to the room, I gave him a kiss with lips that were just on my lover's cock and told him to go home and think of me while I am fucked for hours in a room meant for us two. he smiled and went home. My lover and I spend hours wrapped up in each other and I was incredibly aroused knowing that a kind and generous man wanted nothing more than to be tormented by my being pleased by another man. in the morning after my bull left, I had my "husband" come over to massage me awake and then as I dressed, instructed him to roll about in the bed I had been having sex in all night and smell the sheets. he was humbled by this and groveled at my feet, kissing and thanking me. what a lovely man, cuckhold and servant.